Bottega Louie — A Table Set For Two

Leh_Oh
Nov 2, 2020

She said to meet at Louie’s
Grab a coffee, maybe two
An actress and a foodie
Likely orders macaroons
City wilder than a zoo
Never know what you will get
Squatting bums are taking dumps
By the table that was set
I greeted with a smile
& had to pet your Shih Tzu
Yappy little dog
“He humps if he gets near you”
You wiped his bottom with a tissue
I thought “I don’t think I’m hungry”
It started off good
But your bad dog turned it ugly
Feeling optimistic
You ordered salad with the lamb
Waiter dropped it off
& all you did was post it on the Gram
#EatingForTheInsta
“By the way, what’s your handle?”
Follow for a follow
Everybody has an angle
I wanted some desert
But your diet has restrictions
Tried putting in the effort
But we never reached a decision
Getting tired on the mission
Got your dog and left me there
So I ate a crème brûlée
With my feet kicked up on your chair

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Leh_Oh

With a name like Leonardo it was only fitting for me to either be an actor or involved in the arts. I guess I'm not very good at acting.